"My grandmother loved you at first when she met you…
hash browns will be served at my wedding
I strongly identify with wood elves because I too like to drink wine and talk about how men are failing
"hating someone just because they’re homophobic is judging one aspect of that person and that’s wrong"
hmmm but homophobes judging me based on one aspect of myself is ok ?????????
i want this to get so many notes that it offends a straight person
NOT ALL STRAIGHT PEOPLE ARE FUCKING HOMOPHOBES
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST
Is there anything more boring and less edgy than white dudes who make jokes out of horrible things to win their weird contest of who can possess the least humanity out of all the flannelbeards?